5 Tips on Working from Home
It’s been about 6 months since I was kicked out of my lovely cubicle and forced to work from home. The reasons for this are obscure and really not worth sharing, but suffice it to say I was initially a bit ambivalent about this turn of events. Not that I didn’t look forward to working from home, but there are some negatives that I’d already experienced in past bouts of this kinda thing. Nonetheless, 6 months later I think I’m finally getting the hang of it. Here’s some tips that might help others adjust as well.
1. Don’t expect to get more done. You won’t, at least not at first. Sure you won’t have as many idiotic conversations about what was on TV last night, but you will have many more distractions then you are used to and these will get to you if you’re not ready for them. So until you know what you’re reaction will be, you would do well to stay away from TV’s, social networking sites and other potential wastes of time. Eventually, you’ll be able to handle these in small quantities but not at first. And keep in mind that those people in the office who constantly interrupted you in person will (unfortunately) not forget you exist. They’ll just interrupt you by phone and email instead. Eventually, you will get more done, but you’ll have to use the same strategies you would have used at work to make sure this happens – turn off the phone, stop checking email.
2. Give in and do some of the crap your commuting spouse is expecting you to do while you’re at home. Yes, you’re supposed to be working during the day while he/she is at their ugly office. It doesn’t matter. They will still expect you to put a wash on or do the dishes and simply will not understand how you could possibly be so busy that you couldn’t have taken a 10 minute break to do this. No matter how much you try to make them understand. They especially will not understand why you would not want to do put on a wash on your 10 minute break. Just do it. You’ll be happier and they will think positive thoughts about you (or at least not negative ones).
3. Go into the office every once in a while. But when you do this, put on clothes. Decent clothes. Not the beer and coffee stained T-shirt you’ve been wearing all week. And not the smelly Tevas. You want them to remember you still exist but in a positive way, not think that you’re a slack prick sitting at home in their underwear all day. Even if you are, you need to manage your image a little here. It’s important.
4. Don’t drink beer all day. Yes, this one seems obvious, but believe me it can be a productivity sucker… But seriously, when talking to your commuting co-workers, don’t even joke about all the wonderful things you can now do from home that they can’t do in the cube-farm. They’ll hate you and seek to kill you. When they call and ask if they’re interrupting anything don’t tell them you were just sitting on the back porch having a drink and gazing at the sky. They hate that shit. And, when they complain about the traffic they hit coming in that morning, resist the urge to jokingly commiserate and say the traffic heading up the stairs from your kitchen to your office was deadly. They will not find this anywhere near as amusing as you do.
5. Work like you want to work. This one is harder than it seems and takes some practice. Some people advise home workers to get all dressed as if going to work and to set aside a permanent office area to work from. The concept is you’ll be able to make the mental switch from home to work properly this way. Fuck that. Don’t do it. Work however you want to work, and in whatever way you can get your stuff done most effectively. You are free of all that other office convention crap, why would you try to keep living that way? If you want to work in your underwear go ahead (except if you’ll be doing video chats/conferences, but even then you rarely need the pants). If you want to blast bad 80′s metal out your speakers while you work, do it. Who cares? It’s no longer about what other people think is best, it’s about what works best for you. And keep in mind it can change on a daily basis. Some days skip the breakfast and the shower and just jump right in for a couple of hours. Some days work on your back deck if you want. Work at the kitchen table. Take calls on the toilet. Wear a kilt. Or a sun dress. Or your Pjs. Whatever it is that works for you (and doesn’t hurt others), do it. Just remember to get something done or they’ll eventually realize how much you suck at working from home…
